Argument

Jacob and Joey were constantly arguing in Hawaii. Sometimes the arguments were pretty funny.

We were getting in our car going somewhere. Joey wants to put on his own car seat belts. He was having a hard time and Jacob wanted to help him. Of course, Joey wouldn't let him. Once Joey finally managed to put on his seat belt, Jacob made a comment, if I were you Joey, I could do this easily. Joey got really upset and screamed back, "You are not ME!"

Pretty good logic for a two year old.