This One I Will Definitely Save for Jacob to Read Later

So this conversion started when Jacob was laying on top of me.

Mom: Jacob, you have to get off of mommy now, you are too heavy.

Jacob: Laughs

Mom: You are getting so big now, it hurts when you lay on top of me.

Jacob: I am almost at tall as you mommy.

Mom: Yes, you are growing so fast.

Jacob: When I am an adult, I will be a daddy too, then we will have two daddies.

Mom: Well, you can only have one daddy. But you can be daddy to another baby.

Jacob: Will Joey be my baby?

Mom: No, you will have your own baby.

Jacob: I can't have a baby, only mommy can have a baby.

Mom: True, but you will find your own wife and have a baby.

Jacob: Hmm, I don't want to.

Mom: Why?

Jacob: I want you to find a wife for me.